Pros:
The closest thing to a completely monochrome kit (something we have an abundance of in this country) is the FC Edmonton white kit, but the pinstripes make it not too bad. Wanderers' sky blue kit. Wanderers' scarf. Contrasting sock turnovers.
Cons:
No teams with hoops or actual stripes. Two of seven clubs sponsored by VW. Pacific's colour combination, even one of those two colours on its own would be bad.
Winner: Cavalry, which surprises me.
Observation: I don't remember Haber being that huge.