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quote:Originally posted by Red_Nation

THAT BOY DE GUZMAN!

He play's on the left

He play's on the right

That boy DE GUZMAN made Jamaica look sh*te...!!!

What do you guys think? POssible?

Listen at this link

http://www.fanchants.com/football-team/manchester_united/

I like that one but it makes no sense for De Guzman, considering he only plays in the centre. But for DeRo it works a lot better, but I think the final line should be "makes CONCACAF look ****e" instead, so we can keep it the same through out qualifying. For Man. United the last line is always "makes England look ****e", and it never changes, I think it should be the same for Canada.

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quote:Originally posted by Soju

OK here's the updated song sheet if anyone would like to print and use it. I've included some more chants that people seemed to agree on. I personally think "Stompin Ground" by Stompin Tom is great but getting people to memorize too many full songs seems impossible for now. I took the word Voyageurs off the title out of respect for the various other groups who have contributed. Enjoy! [8D]

*************UNOFFICIAL CANADIAN SONGS/CHANTS***********************

-------------Print me and give me to drunk Canadians---------------

"We shall not be moved"

We shall not, we shall not be moved

We shall not, we shall not be moved

Because we are, the pride and soul of Canada

We shall not be moved!

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"We're dynamite"

We're red! We're white! We're fckn dynamite!

Ca-na-da! *clap clap* Ca-na-da!

We're red! We're white! We're fckn dynamite!

We love you Ca-na-da hey hey!

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"When the Reds go marching in"

Oh when the Reds, (Oh when the Reds)

Oh when the Reds go marching in,

Oh how I want to be in that Number

Oh when the Reds go Marching in.

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"Alouette"

Alouette, gentille Alouette

Alouette, je te plumerai

Je te plumerai la tête

(Je te plumerai la tête)

Et la tête (Et la tête)

Alouette (Alouette)

O-o-o-oh

Alouette, gentille Alouette

Alouette, je te plumerai

Je te plumerai le bec

(Je te plumerai le bec)

Et le bec (Et le bec)

Et la tête (Et la tête)

Alouette (Alouette)

O-o-o-oh

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"Blame Canada" (South Park movie)

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

When you think you're gonna score and Holger's Heroes shut the door.

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

When you're face down on the grass and a canoe-head stomps yer ass.

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"Lens chant (TFC Massive)"

A: Qu'est-ce que vous chantez? B: Nous chantons le rouge allez!

A: Qu'est-ce que vous chantez? B: Nous chantons le rouge allez!

A: Qu'est-ce que vous chantez? B: Nous chantons le rouge allez!

A: Qu'est-ce que vous chantez? B: Nous chantons le rouge allez!

La la la laa laa, La la la la la la la

La la la laa laa, La la la la la la la

La la la laa laa, La la la la la la la

La la la laa laa, La la la la la la la

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"Radz song" (Rasputin)

Rah Rah Radzinski

Canada's famous goal machine

He's a hero, leader of men

Rah Rah Radzinski

With Hutchinson and Klukowski

They'll lead us to, World Cup 20-10!

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey , Hey!

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"Team of JDG's" (Yellow submarine)

And #1 is de Guz-man

And #2 is de Guz-man

And #3 is de Guz-man

And #4 is de Guz-man

And #5 is de Guz-man

And #6 is de Guz-man

And #7 is de Guz-man

And #8 is de Guz-man

And #9 is de Guz-man

And #10 is de Guz-man

And #11 is de Guz-man

And #12 is de Guz-man

-WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF J-D-G'S

-A TEAM OF J-D-G'S

-A TEAM OF J-D-G'S

-WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF J-D-G'S

-A TEAM OF J-D-G'S

-A TEAM OF J-D-G'S

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"Stalteri threw a bottle" (She'll be coming round the mountain)

CONCACAF has fcked us once again

CONCACAF has fcked us once again

CONCACAF has fcked us

CONCACAF has fcked us

CONCACAF has fcked us once again

So Stalteri threw a bottle at the ref (AT THE REF!)

So Stalteri threw a bottle at the ref (AT THE REF!)

So Stalteri threw a bottle

Stalteri threw a bottle

Stalteri threw a bottle at the ref! (AT THE REF!)

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"De RosariOH!" (Danny Dichio chant, TFC)

Ohhhhhh De Ro-sa-ri-ooooooh.

De-Ro-Sar-i-OH!

De-Ro-Sar-i-OH!

De-Ro-Sar-i-oooooooh!

*Repeat until he does the DeRo dance*

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"Oh Paul Stalteri" (Can't take my eyes off you, courtesy Spurs fans)

Oh Paul Stal-ter-i

You are the love of my life

Oh Paul Stal-ter-i

I'd let you shag my wife

Oh Paul Stal-ter-i...

I wish I was as hairy as yooouuu!

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"Dale Mitchell!" (to the tune of In The Navy)

Dale Mitch ell

He was born in 58

Dale Mitch ell

Used to be effin' great

Dale Mitch ell

He scored 19 goals

Dale Mitch ell

He was quick on his toes

Dale Mitch ell

Now he coaches red and white

Dale Mitch ell

and the team plays alright (or "like shaight" if we are down 5-0)

Dale Mitch ell

we really want you to win

Dale Mitchell

Take the boys to 20-10

Dale Mitchell, Dale Mitchell, Dale Mitchell!

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"DO DO DO DO Paul Stalteri"

DO DO DO DO...PAUL STAL-TERRR-IIII

*Repeat ad naseum*

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"Sociable" (followed by downing a drink at second half kick off)

ooooooOOOOOOOO SOCIABLE!!!!

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"DeRo and the Seven Dwarfs" (Hi-ho it's off to work I go)

De-ro, De-ro,

He's off to score a goal,

He'll shoot, he'll pass, He'll kick your ass,

De-ro,

De-ro, De-ro , De-ro

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"Canada Superstar" (Jesus Christ Superstar)

C-A-N

A-D-A

South A-fri-ca we're on the way

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"Robbie Friend" (Adapted from Peter Crouch)

He's Big! He's Red!

His feet stick out of bed!

Robbie Frieeeend

Robbie Frieeeend

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"This team is your team" (This Land Is Your Land)

This team is your team, this team is my team

From Bonavista, to Vancouver Island

From the Arctic Circle, to the Great Lake Wa-a-ters

This team was made for you and me

We’ve got de Guzman, and Paul Stalteri

We’ve got Radzinski, and Mike Klukowski

We’ve got Pat Onstad and De Ros-ar-io

This team was made for me and you

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De-Ro-Sa-Ri-O (Bingo)

There was a man who scored a goal and De-Ro was his name-o

DE-RO-SA-RI-O x3

And DE-RO was his name-o!

Reduce the number of syllables each time as per usual.

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We Love You (St. Pauli style)

We Love You, We Love You, We Love You

And Where you go We Follow, We Follow, We Follow

We are your Supporters, Supporters, Supporters

And thats the way We Like It, We Like It, We Like it

ooooaaaa, ooooaaaa, ooooooooaa

Ohh ooooaaa, oooooaa, oaaaaaaaa

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The Reds Go Marching On To Victory

They built the field on Lakeshore for the Reds the Reds

We never stop till we've qualified we said we said

And when you hear us its plain to see

that Canada is making history

and the reds are marching on to victory

NANANANANANANANANNAANNANANA

ANANNANANANANANANANANANANAN

ANANNANANANANANANANANANANNA

and the reds are marching on to victory!

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"Heart Of Gold" (Sing at 86th minute)

I wanna live, I wanna give

I've been a miner for a heart of gold

It's these expressions, I never give

That keep me searching for a heart of goooold

And I'm gettin old

Keeps me searching for a heart of gooooold

And I'm gettin old

I've been to Hollywood, I've been to Redwood

I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold

I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line

That keeps me searchin for a heart of gooooold

And I'm gettin old.

Keeps me searching for a heart of gooooold

And I'm getting old.

Da na na naaaaaaa.

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SOJU you organized a song book from CHINA???? Man that is a dedicated V. Thank you - I'm printing 25 of these and bringing with me. Everyone should do the same!!

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heh ehe heh :D bwah ahhah it will be funny as Hell seeing 1000's of PUB POTATOS! shaking POM POMS and acting like chearleader :D:D[:P][:P]BWAHAHAHAH heh ehe heh eh[:P]!!

Than aint gonna rattle any team. What get teams edgy is flying pisss and sh*t bombs:D.:D silly canadian dont try to be what ur not u'll just end up looking foolish.

Where we come from not even gun shot scares us much less Pub Potatos in mini skirts shaking POM POMS!:D[:P]

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quote:Originally posted by realjamaican

heh ehe heh :D bwah ahhah it will be funny as Hell seeing 1000's of PUB POTATOS! shaking POM POMS and acting like chearleader :D:D[:P][:P]BWAHAHAHAH heh ehe heh eh[:P]!!

Than aint gonna rattle any team. What get teams edgy is flying pisss and sh*t bombs:D.:D silly canadian dont try to be what ur not u'll just end up looking foolish.

Where we come from not even gun shot scares us much less Pub Potatos in mini skirts shaking POM POMS!:D[:P]

How about a visit from Immigration Canada????? asshat....

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quote:Originally posted by realjamaican

heh ehe heh :D bwah ahhah it will be funny as Hell seeing 1000's of PUB POTATOS! shaking POM POMS and acting like chearleader :D:D[:P][:P]BWAHAHAHAH heh ehe heh eh[:P]!!

Than aint gonna rattle any team. What get teams edgy is flying pisss and sh*t bombs:D.:D silly canadian dont try to be what ur not u'll just end up looking foolish.

Where we come from not even gun shot scares us much less Pub Potatos in mini skirts shaking POM POMS!:D[:P]

Can someone please translate?

Mmm... potato's... I like fries. [:P]

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Here's a rough translation, I did my best but the Jamacians broken "English" was very hard to understand.

I'm pissing at the fact that you have more than 100 Canadian supporters because usually BMO is filled with foreigners. I am jealous of the fact that the thousands of you are going to out sing us with proper songs that aren't reggae beats. In Jamaica we get shot at all the time so Toronto doesn't scare us but please don't throw potatoes at us?

I think that's about right, did I miss anything?

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quote:Originally posted by realjamaican

Than aint gonna rattle any team. What get teams edgy is flying pisss and sh*t bombs:D.:D silly canadian dont try to be what ur not u'll just end up looking foolish.

Where we come from not even gun shot scares us much less Pub Potatos in mini skirts shaking POM POMS!:D[:P]

Hmm.. is it because you aren't clever enough to come up with anything other than throwing piss?

And maybe.. just maybe... the songs aren't supposed to "frighten" the othe team, but to encourage the home team.

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quote:Originally posted by superbrad

SOJU you organized a song book from CHINA???? Man that is a dedicated V. Thank you - I'm printing 25 of these and bringing with me. Everyone should do the same!!

No problem I'll be singing them with you guys eventually :D

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quote:Originally posted by realjamaican

heh ehe heh :D bwah ahhah it will be funny as Hell seeing 1000's of PUB POTATOS! shaking POM POMS and acting like chearleader :D:D[:P][:P]BWAHAHAHAH heh ehe heh eh[:P]!!

Than aint gonna rattle any team. What get teams edgy is flying pisss and sh*t bombs:D.:D silly canadian dont try to be what ur not u'll just end up looking foolish.

Where we come from not even gun shot scares us much less Pub Potatos in mini skirts shaking POM POMS!:D[:P]

You guys are sooooooo hard [:0]

Man we wish we were that tough to carry around guns and shoot each other from hundreds of feet away.

The only thing hard about Jamaica tomorrow will be ur tiny dicks when we run your boys up and down the field and you see REAL football.

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this HAS to be done. i want this soooo bad. this will be amazing!

use these words to alexisonfire's we are the sound:

we are the sound!

we are the voice!

so raise up your hands!

and sing along!

go to the 2:20 mark of this link.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sMTKgazjdw&feature=related its loud but it will be awesome.

you can hear how the chant will sound as it is a chant in this tune.

can anyone think how we can pull this off?

can you imagine the last few minutes of the match just chanting this over and over again?

it would be insane!

-hodgkiss

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quote:Originally posted by realjamaican

heh ehe heh :D bwah ahhah it will be funny as Hell seeing 1000's of PUB POTATOS! shaking POM POMS and acting like chearleader :D:D[:P][:P]BWAHAHAHAH heh ehe heh eh[:P]!!

Than aint gonna rattle any team. What get teams edgy is flying pisss and sh*t bombs:D.:D silly canadian dont try to be what ur not u'll just end up looking foolish.

Where we come from not even gun shot scares us much less Pub Potatos in mini skirts shaking POM POMS!:D[:P]

Pub Potato? Pub Potato? What's a Pub Potato?

You're such a hard man for a batty boy !

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