(To be sung to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Jono the red-faced midfield
Had some very shiny skills
And as a boy he took them
To a place with fewer chills
All of the other Dutchmen
Used to laugh and call him names (like "Canadian")
They never let poor Jono
Play in any senior games
[PRBREAK][/PRBREAK]So for weeks and months on end,
Stephen Hart would say,
"Jono, give this Dutch crap up;
Help us reach the next World Cup."
Now most Canucks, they love him
Even though they gave some flak
Jono the red-faced midfield,
Get your freakin' passport back.