His already artificially over-inflated hype would have shot into the stratosphere, leading to the inevitable letdown and reactionary calls for his departure as soon as he hit the sort of dry spell that afflicts every player.
Of course, the second worst thing he could have done would have been to turn the ball over on his first touch as a member of Toronto FC, indirectly leading to the Crew's second goal and the de facto end of a game in which Toronto looked mostly un- and disinterested.
Yes, shockingly, even the prospect of the Trillium Cup wasn't enough to light a fire under the collective asses of a bunch of guys playing out the string in yet another lost season for TFC. And so, after four straight encouraging performances, Toronto FC and its fans were given a stark reminder of what this team has been for most of its existence: Cannon fodder for other squads with aspirations of mediocrity.
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Now, let's not get things twisted. Leading off this recap with a reference to Urruti was merely a handy narrative device. After his preposterously long courtship and the resultant built-up expectations, nothing in his debut was ever going to be truly reflective of anything. Really, all we were going to get was an opportunity for cynical TFC fans to ironically call for his head at the slightest hint of trouble (and they, of course, were happy to oblige).
But perhaps it's best that all eyes were on Urruti -- all the better to distract from the subpar displays from a number of his teammates. Ashtone Morgan was getting regularly dusted by Dominic Oduro; Matias Laba was uncharacteristically ineffective; Jonathan Osorio was (also uncharacteristically) invisible; Alvaro Rey (in his first TFC start) hardly bathed himself in glory.
The only Red who stood out in a positive way was Joe Bendik -- and any time your 'keeper is the shining light, there's a good chance things have gone horribly awry.
But hey, we're now into full-on "learning experience" mode for this young, developing team, so it's best not to get too down in the dumps over the latest in a long line of dispiriting displays over the course of TFC's existence. Of course, few of the team's most ardent supporters are, by this point -- they've gotten used to it, which would surely delight president Kevin Payne.
Yet, as much as the Trillium Cup is a completely fabricated rivalry trophy with no historical significance (other than as a callback to the halcyon days of the late aughts when TFC fans cared enough to travel down to central Ohio in order to urinate on churches and get Tasered by police, not necessarily in that order), it was Toronto FC's last chance at silverware in 2013.
Believe it or not, the last year the Reds didn't claim a trophy was 2008, earning four Voyageurs Cups and a Trillium Cup in the intervening time. But, unless you're delusional enough to believe the playoffs -- or, hell, the Supporter's Shield -- are still attainable for TFC this year (and if you are, then bless your heart, that's adorable) then really, the only thing left to do in 2013 is to follow the team simply for the pleasure of following your team.
Of course, for that to happen, TFC's got to hold up their end of the bargain and provide something pleasurable to watch.
It was telling watching the minute-long video montages on Sportsnet Saturday night, prior to each game of their MLS doubleheader. Prior to the Whitecaps' showdown with Colorado, we were presented with plenty of goals, and a question about whether Vancouver could show top form against a conference rival in their march to the playoffs. Prior to TFC's game, what we got was a reminder of the fact that Osorio is this year's "feel-good" story.
In fairness, what else were they gonna say?
That's what the rest of this season is about, TFC fans. Searching desperately for feel-good stories. Osorio has been one, but when he's not at his best, attention has to focus elsewhere.
Like, say, a promising young striker brought in from a footballing powerhouse after being pursued relentlessly by management for the better part of a year.
Yeah, that Urruti, he'll fill us with hope for 2014, right? He'll finally be that missing piece that the team needs, that the team deserves? He's got to be! He HAS to be! We've got nothing else!
Oh Maximiliano, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
Just be thankful you didn't score against Columbus on Saturday night.
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