We take you now to the classified ads section of Quebec's largest English-language newspaper. The following missive has just been received, on a crumpled piece of paper, smelling oddly of cheese:
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Wanted -- soccer coach.
You know the game. You want the job. You get some guys that drive you crazy, but they tend to like to win for the new guy. Sometimes a league title. Sometimes -- darn near the continent! We're moving up to the big league next year. Good chance for everyone ... almost.
Thing you gotta understand -- no matter how well you do, you get hoofed next June.
Interested applicants file a resume in back of the ticket booth at Viau Metro station.
Oh, and you'll be eating a lot of cheese.
Sincerely yours: J.S.
(Onward!)