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    ccs-123494-140264013168_thumb.jpgAnother defeat for Toronto FC and they now tie Kansas City for the worst start to a MLS season, ever.

    It's the stuff (bad) Hollywood movies are made of.

    Their win-draw-loss column is looking very James Bond - 007 (you know, the way it <i>should</i> always be listed).

    Maybe that will get the Bond people interested in basing their next movie on the struggling franchise.

    Or maybe they could just adapt some of the existing James Bond movies for the team.

    But what ones?

    We lend a helping hand, with our suggestions of the best <b>'Top Ten Toronto FC James Bond film adaptations'</b>....

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    (10) Quantum of Very Little Solace - <i>The Return of Torsten Frings</i>

    (9) Die Another Day, And Another, And Another

    (8) Licence To Make Ill

    (7) The Living Lowlights

    (6) Blunderball

    (5) For Your Poor Eyes Only

    (4) A View To No Skill

    (3) You Only Win Twice - <i>An Optimistic View Of TFC's 2012 Season</i>

    (2) Dr No No No No Nooooooooooooooo

    (1) Octopussies - <i>TFC's new team nickname after they lose to DC United next Saturday</i>

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