By Doug McSweeny
I told that tool Rollins that I'd better not read another positive thing about TFC if they didn't win today. He said that if I thought I could do a better job then I should write Sober Second Thoughts myself.
Little did he know that I don't need to be sober, or need to think, to give those bastards at MLSE a piece of my mind. Today readers of CSN will get truth, not Rollins' pandering bunk.
I'm done. This team is the worst soccer team in the world. The world. I spent 400 whole dollars for season tickets. I deserve more. When I watch my other team, Barcelona, I never get this frustrated. Barca gets it. They play with heart, not like those dipshits on TFC.
TFC needs to be more like Barca.
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There is no reason why Toronto shouldn't win every game. Lots of clubs do. Beer is $13 at BMO Field. The Reds should have enough money to do that too.
Of course MLSE doesn't want to win. Everyone know that. It's obvious. Winning would cost too much money, or something. All MLSE cares about is making money, and they have suckers like you, so why would they try to win.
And the DPs they signed – THEY SUCK. That just proves that MLSE is stupid because they spent more than $6 million on three bums.
We'd be so much better off without a big, rich company owning the team. We'd be better off if a single, passionate owner was there. So what if they didn't have as much money. I'm sure a single owner would have spent the $20 million on the training facility. I don't know why that owner didn't come along and take a risk on bringing soccer to Toronto back in 2006 when no one else was willing to. Regardless, we'd be better off waiting indefinitely for that unknown and possibly non-existent person to materialize.
We need to stop going. That will show MLSE. If they start losing a lot of money that will make everything better. I just know it.
I hate it, you know. The losing. It burns. And the Leafs suck too. I don't like basketball, but my buddy Carl tells me the Raptors are a joke as well.
I just want to win. Why can't we ever win????//?
It sucks.
Duane Rollins will return with his sober, Sober Second Thoughts tomorrow.